Encountered some "masculinity" content recently. Those alpha bros sure do like to keep the bar low for themselves.

Apparently:
"A real man knows how to [do task that you can easily find instructions for on YouTube and isn't actually that hard to do]."

OK. I notice that they never list anything useful that might happen more than a handful of times in a person's life on their list of things "men" do.

Also, why are all their measures for manhood only useful if we lived in a completely different world? Like, I'm over here in the 21st century while some podcaster with soft-ass hands is telling the little boys and emotionally stunted men making up their core audience that they need to have, at minimum, the same skills as a 18th century fur trapper and be ready for warfare at all times. Look outside, bro. The only people who get into fights a lot are people who go looking for fights to get into. "Be a sheathed sword" my ass. Be a decent human being who cries at Pixar movies.